Just Terrible

I created this on ASN once, and I got some kicks out of the responses.

You post saying that you have done something politically incorrect or commonly immoral, and try and justify, and try and make it funny. The game is to see if you can link your own immoral action to that of the one above you. The justification or the action in general.

For example: "I just killed a box full of kittens! I had to because they were zombie kittens!" then below

"I ate (poster above)'s brain! The zombie kittens got me!"

OK, bad example, but that's basically how it works.

As for rules, it's pretty simple. Just don't go too over the edge with your dastardly deeds (like swearing too much too add emphasis, or doing things a little too terrible.), and don't flame or pick on anybody. This game is just for some good less than wholesome fun. So please keep it clean, and enjoy.

I killed Edward Cullen, I had to. The madness needed to come to an end.

I just ruined a perfectly good window...the Edward Cullen fangirls were after ZCF and I got caught in the middle. I had to get out of there!

I just took out an army of EC fangirls, it was getting out of hand when they started flooding out that window Velox broke.

I just ruined a whole bunch of perfectly good cabbages...I needed them to break my fall...

I got beat up for supporting Hitler. I can't help it; I love his mustache!

I broke an old lady's nose. I was just trying to kill a mosquito.

I had knock out an old lady. After Velox broke her nose, she went crazy and chased after the nearest person; Unfortunately me.

I had to blow up a whole city block. After TPAM knocked out an old lady, her friends from the nursing home were plotting revenge, and the quickest bomb I could find to stop them with was really big.

I just had to throw a little kid in the raidus of the explosion, I had to, they were in the way of me getting to a safer location.

Shortly after the explosion, I had to kill more people. They were some goverment officials dudes that expected me to pay for the damage. Like I have that kind of money.

I had to kill a billionaire to pay for the damage Velox did, and his bodyguards chased me out of his penthouse.

I used the cursed art of necromancy and caused a zombie apocalypse, I had to revive the Bill Gates that Zukoismybf killed, cause his will was sketchy.

I had to shoot a policeman to get his tazer to stun the zombies.

I had to shoot Zukoismybf, because I wanted to steal her stolen stun gun, and also to show her how flawed a plan it is to steal their weapon by using your own more suited for zombie killing weapon.

I had to rob various stores. Nightmare13 asked me to get weapons and supplies for the Zombie Apocalypse, and he was too busy showing Zukoismybf the error of her ways by shooting at her.

I had to find a place to hide the bodies of various store clerks, who blamed me for what Velox did.

I knocked down a few surviving pedestrians and they got devoured by zombies. I was running for my life because TPAM really wanted revenge, and She just wouldn't be reasonable.

I had to kill several zombies, they ate a little boy that Velox knocked over while I was chasing him down.

(...how is killing zombies a bad thing? D)

I stole someone's home. Well, they did abandon it and there's a zombie apocalypse going on. Plus there were strawberries in the fridge and those could really calm someone down right now...

(Because they used to be humans. xD)

I had to kill Velox. I wanted those strawberries, and he was in the way.

Alas, I poisoned those strawberries. I have stock in blueberries, you see, and i really need to pay off my Porsche.

(They're not anymore. You should really work on Your moralities. D)

I stole radcat101's Porsche and crashed into a hospital. "hmZm" nearly killed me so I needed the medicine. rad's Porsche was just right there and it was convenient.

((Am I allowed to come back to life? I don't want to be dead....))

{If You can fit in getting back to life with the other person's You can. Or maybe You didn't die, but it was really close...? You could also just reset, and We could post about a different situation filled with terror.}