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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:11 pm

43. No no no, hold that pose, now turn your head a litttttttle bit, no other way, ok.... perfect! Ok got it! *click*
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:53 am

44. "If I said something witty, would you shut the hell up and leave me alone?" (I downsized the cursing.)
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:57 am

45. "Sure, I'd love to buy what you're selling. A question though: Once purchased, could I get a full refund after I, let's say, shoved it down your throat?"
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Wed Jul 01, 2009 10:47 am

46-"Tell me something...you got a sister?"
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:22 pm

47. What? That sounds great! Yes, I would absolutely love to buy your product. Just like everyone else who you call you piece of shi--*line cut*
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:31 pm

ATTENTION THESE ARE ALL LMC INSIDE JOKES!!! UNLESS YOU ARE ME OR VG YOU WILL NOT GET THEM!!

48. "You know!!"
49. "Announcements..."
50. "No stomping!"
51. "Helen Keller always wins."
52. "I'll kill you if you're name is Andrew..."
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:51 pm

53. Did You want fries with that shake?
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:59 pm

54. "I just came back from Hell. How are you?"
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:02 pm

55. Well, I'll see you later! *robot voice* This phone will self-destruct in 3...2...1...! (bom )
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Sun Jul 05, 2009 7:03 pm

56. "I would love to buy your product.....what was it again. What?!! I can't hear you!!! ............stop shouting at me."
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Sun Jul 05, 2009 9:36 pm

57. *breath* *breath* breath* *breath* *breath* *breath* *breath* *Keep breathing*
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:14 am

[[Taco, I think I'd hang up if someone started singing "Announcements, announcements, ANNOOOOOOOUNCEMENTS!" Though the others evade me as to a reason why you shouldn't say them on the phone (besides the Andrew one, of course).]]

"Old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-ooooo, and on his farm he had YOUR MOM, e-i-e-i-o."

I didn't know how else to do the "e-i-e-i-o" thing. So you get vowels.

[Yes... I said this on the phone... and in public.]
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Mon Jul 06, 2009 8:53 am

{^ xD That's awsomesauce!!!}

59. HOT CAKES! GET YOUR HOT CAKES HERE HOOOOOOOOOO-OT CAKES!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:10 pm

60. "Are you Tunxis's mom?"

61. "Do you wear Boy Scout socks? Because I think they're sexy."

62. "Hey have you checked your milk? No the other one on the bottom shelf? How do I know where it is? .......No reason."
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:35 pm

63. *Singing* I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. I feel pretty, and witty, and GAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:57 pm

64. "DON'T JUMP!!! I SWEAR IT ISN'T WORTH IT!!!"

65. "*starts singing really badly* Oops I did it again! I played with your heart. Got lost in the game. Oh, baby, baby...."

66. "I know it was you who killed Michael Jackson!! Don't lie to me." (no offense to MJ fans.)
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Mon Jul 06, 2009 4:10 pm

67. Alright, I wanna 10 large pizzas. Two peperroni, one olives and hashbrowns, 3 done animal style with hot sauce, 2 with extra cheese and macaroni, one covered in blood, raw meat, and unicorn entrails, and the on last one, all I want is you and a slice of heaven!
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:39 pm

68. "Stop stalking me!!!"

69. "I know where you sleep at night."
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:59 pm

70. Congratulations! You've just become the 12th person on my "To Kill" list today!
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:59 pm

71. "Do you mind if I pee while I talk?"

72. "I hate shaving down there...."

73. "Will you marry me? No sorry I was talking to my sister."
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:03 pm

74. Oh yeah! Yeah! Keep going! Keep going! Yes! Yes! Keep going! Yeah, just a little further--YES! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH! MY! GOD!!! YES!!! TOUCHDOWN!!! Aww, man! That was a beautiful play. Did you see that? Please tell me that you saw that?
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:09 pm

75. So...what are you wearing right now?
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:29 pm

76. Hey, I'm gonna go shopping. Did you want me to get you something? I'd get you some more clothes, but you know that you have to many of those.

(Hmm, the context isn't quite the way I wanted it to be there...I guess you have to really be thinking like that, or maybe the situation would enhance it somehow...?)
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:42 pm

77. "Who is this? I thought I was talking to my new girlfriend. You're a guy? I mean boyfriend."

78. "No you hang up.....I SAID ****INK HANG UP!"
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PostSubject: Re: Things not to say on the phone   Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:51 pm

79. You wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? *Makes weird obnoxious screeching sounds*
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