What if...?

Okay, so I was really bored, and this sounded like an interesting idea. Here's how it works, people:

Person A: What if rainbows had no colour?

Person B: I would turn into a zombie. What if you turned into a zombie?

The first person asked a senseless question, that the second person could give an answer that may or may not make sense. But their question then has to relate to their answer. Get it?

Try to keep it clean. Nothing vulgar/cruel towards other members.

Aaaand...Go.

(Tch! Nice to know that I wasn't entertaining You enough.)

What if the world was flat?

Then the Muffin lobby would be controlled by the Soviets. What if said lobby was controlled by the Soviets?

Then the entire world's currency would be rubber ducks. What if rubber ducks weren't made out of rubber?

Then they wouldn't be called "rubber ducks". What if rubber ducks killed someone?

Then dougnut detective agencies would prosper. What if it was a dark, and stormy night?

I would crawl under the nearest person's house. What if you saw me crawl under someone's house?

I would join You. What if that house was actually alive?

I would join it in conversation. What if you saw someone talking to a house?

I would save them from the house's evil spell. What if You saw someone attacking a house with a sword?

I would tell her that's not the way to do it. I would take a light and tell him "this is how it's done" and light the house.

What if you saw someone burning a house?

I would call the fire department. What if the fire department didn't exist?

Most of the world would be burned down. What if I didn't return? (NOOOOOOO!!! I love you guys too much to abandoned you.)

Everyone on this site would mutate into horrible fish-like chairthirsty demons. What if those existed?

I would laugh myself to death. What if you saw a headstone implying the person had laughed themself to the grave?

I would be pretty freak out. What if demons were real?

Then rainbows will sprout from their eyes.

What if rainbows sprouted from demon's eyes?

Then custard would spout from their noses. What if they had pepperoni for ears?

Then I'd chop up their ears and eat it on pizza.

What if I ate pizza?

Then you'd get in trouble with the Mafia. What if everytime someone ate an italian dish, the Mafia gained 1 dollar? (Or whatever that is in Italy...?)

Then they would be very rich. What if I was in the Mafia?

Then it better be in the Vampiric Mafia! What if The Female Food Trio + One Guy was actually a team of highly trained assassins?

Then we would be even more epic. What if Velox joined the group?

Then I would wanna be a good food...and the group would need a nickname change. What if you suddenly heard gunshots coming from next door?

I would hope that my neighbor is dead. (don't ask...) What if I suddenly appeared in your house?