What if...?

Then someone would get money, RPing would continue, but We might all still be dead...again.

What if the Muffin Man actually made cupcakes?

He'd get into trouble with the "Muffin Manufacturers of North America" Union. And find out the hard way that you don't want to mess with them.

What if, unbeknownst to all, this website was a front for a shadowy organization bent on overthrowing the U.S. government?

Hehehehehehe... Then nothing would have changed

What if we succeed?

The we should not be content with our one small victory. No; we shall spread our influence throughout the foreign nations one by one, until the world is in our control...and if that's too much responsibility, we can sell it to the aliens!

What if the resistance rose up quickly?

Then we would send them to the death-camps! They shall toil endlessly in the mud and the blood of their peers. Death shall not come untill their bodies has withered away to nothing, their minds are empty husks and their spirit is broken down and pissed on!
And even THEN shall they not be allowed their final rest! Their face shall be branded "Lost" and they shall be sent into the streets to shamble among the citizen. They are the frightening thruth of what happens to those who oppose NWRP!

What if we are thwarted in out attempts at world domination?

Then we will be forced to proceed underground and slowly build up are armies, gathering immense powers through unknown alien technologies. When our forces are many, and are skill is unrivaled, we shall rise up from the ashes of our defeat and strike down are enemies with a cold vengeance. Then, we shall start this world anew.

What if the alien technology only works with the aliens because of biological compatibility, and we are unable to use it because the alien race has died out? (If we were to fail that is...<<)

Then we will be forced to reverse-engineer the technology. Technology in its basest components can't be biased or biologically locked!

What if we're bored once we've captured the world?

Then we'll start the Hunger Games and show the poor citizens of the world why NWRP rules the world.

What if the author of the Hunger Games is still alive and sues us for using her idea?

Then she shall be the first contestant!

What if the world kills itself before we can go through with the take-over?

Then we hightail it out of there before they can take us down with it.

What if we are stranded on the new planet?

Then we will simply adapt to the harsh environment of space, and learn how to fly with our internal energy.

What if the ones who learn how to do this faster try to enslave the rest of us, andn a civil war breaks out?

Then the ones who can't fly will learn to shot lasers with their internal energy, and shoot down the ones who can fly.

What if humans find us once more, and the super powered humans begin a war against earth.

Then we either fight to survive and escape to a new planet; Fight back and try to enslave those foolish humans all over again; or eventually call a truce, teach the humans are ways, and live in peace.

What if all of the events that have transpired up to this point, became an RP?

It would be awesome for a week, then everyone would grow tired of it and quit...

What if it becomes a movie instead?

Then The Movie would vary with critics, and be fairly average in the box office...however, The Movie would rapidly develop a cult following, and storm the internet. Successful RPs would be made; New Acolytes be formed, and our goals will be soon be met.

What if the novel based off The Movie revealed a little too much of our plans?

Then that would be fine as long as it dosen't include that awkward moment in the bathroom...
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What if it was a Quentin Tarantino movie?

Then it would be do so much better in the box office, and we wouldn't have to worry about that earlier post. (Although he might do that bathroom moment...<.<)

What if it was an M. Night Shyamalan movie?