Scenes from a Hat!

Ok so anyone know that awsome WLIIA game titled scenes from a hat? Well if you don't, never fear because it's easy to learn!

Ok so the starter choses some action/ scene/ whatever. (Ex. what not to say about your car, but not your girlfriend. Rejected names for laptops.)

and people post their thoughts on what would happen, easy enough right?

Ok then, when the first person posts the scene, you have 24 hours to respond, 48 if the poster permits. After that the poster judges and the winner choses the next scene.

Well then i think that's it! Let us begin!


"what not to say when meeting your date's parents."

GO!

{I'm gonna do this from more of a guy saying it, because I am a guy, and I think it works better.}

Ah, hello Mr. and Mrs. *insert your date's last name here*. I have to say that it is an honor to be taking your daughter to bed--I mean the dance!

"Hello Mrs. What'syourname. You look really good for an old woman."

"Hello Mr. and Mrs. (insert name here). Don't worry, I'll have her back after we visit the hotel--I mean after 9!"

"Hello, Mrs (blah), how are you this evening? Oh, have you visited a tanning salon lately? Well, I knew because there's no way someone could look so orange naturally."

"Good evening Mr. and Mrs. Noname, I appreciate you letting me drive your son to the theatre with me, I thought I'd never get my license back from those cops!"

"Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Whatsisname, I love your daughter very much, and she seems like a girl that likes to have fun!"

((If anyone doesn't get that, it means she likes to be a...well...you know.))

"Hello Mr. and mrs. (blah) you both look stunning tonight, why don't you join us later tonight?"

((If you don't get it, oh well.))

ok it has passed 24 hours so... judging time!!!!

now i rated this on what i think the parent's reaction will be so...

3rd place- Velox- Just for being a classic and direct.

2nd place- hey_mai_Zukos_mine- now THAT is a greivious slip up right there.

1rst place- zukoscrazyfangirl- mostly for the fact that you would have to be clinicly insane to even say anything like that.

well take it away

W00T!

Rejected names and plot ideas for kids shows.

How To Keep Our kids Healthy and Safe! Showing them what not to eat and do, by making other kids do it as an example! With our special host, Fat ******* from Austin Powers!

Welcome to NoNoNo, the show that shows kids everything they aren't supposed to do! Today's episode, Running With Scissors Around Fragile Objects!

The Candy Van; spreading Joy and Cheer throughout the suburbs with free candy for children!

Hello and welcome to, "What's that sound coming from mommy and daddy's bedroom?!"

"Grand Theft Tricycle"
It's a though world out there in Kindergarten. The sandbox is held by the vicious 4-Year Banditos. Last kid who tried to build his sandcastle on their turf was later seen on his way home with a bleeding Boo-hoo.
The Diaper Devils keep an iron hold on the Jungle-gym. Access is by strict invitation only and they don’t care who started it. If there’s any kind of trouble in their district, someone’s getting a sharpened rattle where it hurts.
Worst are the Pink-Power Triads. They hold all the playground south of the Treehouse and west of the Ball-pen. They’re vixens who’ll let any girl enter their domain for a tea party, but any boy who sets foot past the Treehouse is taken, infected with cooties and then released so he’ll infect the rest of the kids.
Follow Perry “the Pacifier” Stemson and his posse, Stooopi’d Stan, Billy the Baby and “Foreign Kid”, as they take on the tiny powers that control the playground. Every Monday through Friday at 06:30 PM!

(I was going to post, but then I saw Ghostmaker's post, laughed incredibly hard, then realized I had no chance at all.)

(yeah, it was pretty briliant right there, we have no chance)

24 hours and I say Ghostmaker wins! very nice!

Yay^^ I da Man!

Ahem...

Anyway, the next theme is... *drum tattoo* "What a 6-year-old should not bring as Show-and-Tell (Include their naive desctription of the item as well)"

Magic Brownies.

Thee are some brownies. My mommy gives them to me when I'm being bad, so tat i start laughing and stuff, and then mommy and daddy laugh too. Here evewybody, twy some of mommy's magic bwownies.

Since you're the only contenstant, I declare Zukoscrazyfangirl as the winner!

Take it away, Girl!

arigato!

the scene is:

Bad self defence techniques and how to execute them

{This, will be long.}

Alright girls, now listen. Guys usually have a one track mind when it comes to women. Now how to take advantage of that is simple. When they charge you, you immediately leap towards them, thrusting your chest into his face. Make sure to use all of your weight to knock him off of the ground.

Now, I know that some of you may be scared, but they'll be able to sense that. Instead of succumbing to that fear, you have to use it to put your attacker in a false sense of security. So when you're on the ground on top of him, make sure that you're not directly on top. No, that's bad. Instead you lay mostly to the side of him, touch the man's far cheek with one hand, and have the other hand on his lower abs. Now it's important not to go to high, and not to go to low, you've got to be just in the right area, but a little lower and in the middle.

Next clutch him tightly, with your whole body; your thighs around his mostly, and let him know that you're afraid by delivering a sort of "Ooh~! <3" like sigh into his ear. Now remember what I said last class about awareness, and presentation. When you walk you must shake your hips and butt mildly, but firmly. Miniskirts, work best for delivering men into that false sense of security, as well as unbuttoning most of the bottom buttons on your blouse and two or three on top. Something that's really effective is this new expensive perfume from Europe. Those cheap perfumes could be disaster. Now for $75, I'll sell this perfume to you, along with this special dark violet lipstick for free! But let's talk buisness after today's class. Line up in a single file, and I'll see what each of you got!

*Student raises hand*

Yes, Cindy?

Mr. Melanz--


Oh please! Call me Ivan. Or as my friends call me "Ivhann~"

Well, "Ivhann~". My last self-defence instructor taught me that kneeing an attacker in the groin is very effec--

Oh, no no no no no NO! Cindy. That is a very big misunderstanding, and quite a deadly mistake. You see, hitting a man in the groin will only enrage him and make his attack stronger. That, or it will do nothing at all. You see, my groin is usually very hard, and I'm 100% positive that it could take even a baseball bat swing. Yes Stacie!

Yes, Ivhann. You see, I have a large chest, but I don't weigh that much. What if I can't knock a really big guy to the ground?

That's okay, Stacie. Most fights go to the ground anyway. But if you are unable to take your attacker to the ground first, then you have to make sure to give yourself the advantage before going down. What You do is that when You shove your chest into his face, and the man doesn't hit the floor, you wrap your arms and thighs around his neck and waist, and pull him with all of your weight. This won't knock him to the ground, but you're setting him up to do so. In a self defence situation, you have to be fluid. You have to take failed attacks, and turn them around. So when you fail to bring your assailiant to the ground, you give him a compliment such as "Oh, you're so big and strong~! <3" In my advanced courses, I teach effective purring, licking, nuzzling, and cuddling movements to go along with these compliments. With a few more payments of $250 a week, and you ladies will be able to bring any man to his knees!

Instructor: OKAY! 3 steps to self defence! 1. find a gun! 2. Load, the gun! 3. Fire the gun at the attacker!!

student: but what if you don't have a gun!

Instructor: Get one!!

student: but we're 12! it's not legal!

Instructor: Is assaulting someone legal!?

student: but won't we have way to much force and it won't be considered self defence!

Instructor: What if he has a AK-47!!??

Student: but....why would a person attack a kid with a AK-47!!??

Insturctor: They're are some strange people out there kid!

Student: LIKE YOU! *storms out*

vaderwasframed is ze winnah take it away