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PostSubject: Conversation killers...   Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:14 pm

So yeah, this would be a spin off of things not to say on the phone, except, It's a real conversation. you can make them up or take them from real life.....doesn't matter as long as it's funny.

1. "OH! I love apple juice! I would marry it! *makes strange moan sound*"

2."We're talking about underwear!"

(sadly both of these are real experiences)
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:33 pm

3. "Why yesh I did steal this jacket from YOUR MOM!"
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:41 pm

4. What? No no, you misunderstand. I was the one that was on top.
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:54 pm

(^ Lol)

5. That's what she said.
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:58 pm

6. "I'm sorry. I just have this huge rash. But I'm sure it'll go down eventually."

7. "Do you mind if I go to the bathroom? No? Ok. What do you mean why aren't I going? I am."
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:00 pm

8. Wha--oh! Oh, I'm sorry. Those bean burritos. Aw, I'm sorry...
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:15 pm

9- "Dude what's that noise on the background man...?? Eh eh *turns off tv* nah man don't worry about it!! *laughs nervously*
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:18 pm

10. Hah! I told you it wasn't impossible, man. I knew we could do it though. That was so awesome! We went all the way.
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:04 pm

11. "Hitler."
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:23 pm

12. What's up N--*cut off because people know, and I really don't wanna post it.*
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:54 pm

(Ugh, it's sad how often I hear # 12.)

13. "So... I got into rape porn over the week end." (That ended a conversation I was in. It wasn't me I swears.)
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:00 pm

{^That definitely sounds like one...and if it's not, then that's not good...}

14. Yo dawg! What up wit u this mornin' my funky fresh brotha?
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:27 am

15."Wow, hey there,beautiful! You look so gorgeous today! I bet you'd look even better if you took those dang clothes off!" *cricket chirps* What? That was a compliment!
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:30 am

16. You know something that's weird? My underwear was white when I bought'em, but now their yellow. Does anyone else have underwear that changes colors!?
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:37 pm

17. "Will you marry me?"

18. "What is love, baby don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! No more!
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:22 pm

19. And don't forget to wear clean underwear! Mommy loves you sweetie!
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:06 pm

20. Guy: _______ Will you marry me?
Girl: *cell rings* *Answers* Hey girlfriend what's up? No I'm not busy, sure, i can go out tonight? *blahblahblah*
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:10 pm

21. Wanna know a secret? I'm not wearing any underwear.
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:20 am

22."Hey, dude! Look what I found! Someone stashed a ton of porn under your bed! Wow- who woulda thought someone could own so much of it? Who do you think owns it?"

23. Oh my gosh! Aaaaah! Your fish are drowning in the tank!
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:06 pm

{^Henh. Good ones!}

24. Does these pants make my butt look big?

{That could end a conversation for some guys.}
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:31 pm

25. "Let me tell you a secret, I'm not the gender you think I am."
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:35 pm

26. FURRY NIPPLE SEASON!
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:38 pm

27. *crash is heard* "Hold on a second my brother just dropped his pot."

[[ He he. My mom did this except she e-mailed a friend saying that she'd give her back her pot soon... like a flower pot. ]]
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:39 pm

28. Geewillikers, that's keen!
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PostSubject: Re: Conversation killers...   Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:37 am

30. For future reference don't call me when I'm watchng porn.
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