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Vaderwasframed
Posts : 143 Join date : 2009-06-25 Age : 29 Location : making sure it is a good day in Iceland as well as Califirnia
| Subject: Conversation killers... Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:14 pm | |
| So yeah, this would be a spin off of things not to say on the phone, except, It's a real conversation. you can make them up or take them from real life.....doesn't matter as long as it's funny.
1. "OH! I love apple juice! I would marry it! *makes strange moan sound*"
2."We're talking about underwear!"
(sadly both of these are real experiences) | |
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TokoToTheEnd
Posts : 4391 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Freezing to death in CT
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:33 pm | |
| 3. "Why yesh I did steal this jacket from YOUR MOM!" | |
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Velox
Posts : 1305 Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 31 Location : I AM STILL HERE! CAN ANYONE READ ME?
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:41 pm | |
| 4. What? No no, you misunderstand. I was the one that was on top. | |
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Abeiya
Posts : 570 Join date : 2009-06-11 Age : 29 Location : Vulcan- the land of Pointy Ears.
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:54 pm | |
| (^ Lol)
5. That's what she said. | |
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TokoToTheEnd
Posts : 4391 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 32 Location : Freezing to death in CT
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:58 pm | |
| 6. "I'm sorry. I just have this huge rash. But I'm sure it'll go down eventually."
7. "Do you mind if I go to the bathroom? No? Ok. What do you mean why aren't I going? I am." | |
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Velox
Posts : 1305 Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 31 Location : I AM STILL HERE! CAN ANYONE READ ME?
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:00 pm | |
| 8. Wha--oh! Oh, I'm sorry. Those bean burritos. Aw, I'm sorry... | |
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nando_c_s
Posts : 341 Join date : 2009-06-05 Location : Behind you!!!
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:15 pm | |
| 9- "Dude what's that noise on the background man...?? Eh eh *turns off tv* nah man don't worry about it!! *laughs nervously* | |
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Velox
Posts : 1305 Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 31 Location : I AM STILL HERE! CAN ANYONE READ ME?
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:18 pm | |
| 10. Hah! I told you it wasn't impossible, man. I knew we could do it though. That was so awesome! We went all the way. | |
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Nightmare13
Posts : 576 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 30 Location : Anywhere but there.
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:04 pm | |
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Velox
Posts : 1305 Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 31 Location : I AM STILL HERE! CAN ANYONE READ ME?
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:23 pm | |
| 12. What's up N--*cut off because people know, and I really don't wanna post it.* | |
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Nightmare13
Posts : 576 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 30 Location : Anywhere but there.
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:54 pm | |
| (Ugh, it's sad how often I hear # 12.)
13. "So... I got into rape porn over the week end." (That ended a conversation I was in. It wasn't me I swears.) | |
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Velox
Posts : 1305 Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 31 Location : I AM STILL HERE! CAN ANYONE READ ME?
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:00 pm | |
| {^That definitely sounds like one...and if it's not, then that's not good...}
14. Yo dawg! What up wit u this mornin' my funky fresh brotha? | |
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spirit_world12
Posts : 15 Join date : 2009-07-26
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:27 am | |
| 15."Wow, hey there,beautiful! You look so gorgeous today! I bet you'd look even better if you took those dang clothes off!" *cricket chirps* What? That was a compliment! | |
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Velox
Posts : 1305 Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 31 Location : I AM STILL HERE! CAN ANYONE READ ME?
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:30 am | |
| 16. You know something that's weird? My underwear was white when I bought'em, but now their yellow. Does anyone else have underwear that changes colors!? | |
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Nightmare13
Posts : 576 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 30 Location : Anywhere but there.
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Mon Jul 27, 2009 4:37 pm | |
| 17. "Will you marry me?"
18. "What is love, baby don't hurt me! Don't hurt me! No more! | |
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Velox
Posts : 1305 Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 31 Location : I AM STILL HERE! CAN ANYONE READ ME?
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Mon Jul 27, 2009 5:22 pm | |
| 19. And don't forget to wear clean underwear! Mommy loves you sweetie! | |
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zukoscrazyfangirl
Posts : 1362 Join date : 2009-06-05 Age : 27 Location : De
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:06 pm | |
| 20. Guy: _______ Will you marry me? Girl: *cell rings* *Answers* Hey girlfriend what's up? No I'm not busy, sure, i can go out tonight? *blahblahblah* | |
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Velox
Posts : 1305 Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 31 Location : I AM STILL HERE! CAN ANYONE READ ME?
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:10 pm | |
| 21. Wanna know a secret? I'm not wearing any underwear. | |
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spirit_world12
Posts : 15 Join date : 2009-07-26
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:20 am | |
| 22."Hey, dude! Look what I found! Someone stashed a ton of porn under your bed! Wow- who woulda thought someone could own so much of it? Who do you think owns it?"
23. Oh my gosh! Aaaaah! Your fish are drowning in the tank! | |
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Velox
Posts : 1305 Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 31 Location : I AM STILL HERE! CAN ANYONE READ ME?
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:06 pm | |
| {^Henh. Good ones!}
24. Does these pants make my butt look big?
{That could end a conversation for some guys.} | |
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Nightmare13
Posts : 576 Join date : 2009-06-09 Age : 30 Location : Anywhere but there.
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:31 pm | |
| 25. "Let me tell you a secret, I'm not the gender you think I am." | |
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Velox
Posts : 1305 Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 31 Location : I AM STILL HERE! CAN ANYONE READ ME?
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:35 pm | |
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Lol Lol Lol
Posts : 452 Join date : 2009-06-10 Age : 28 Location : Muffin Man Lane
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:38 pm | |
| 27. *crash is heard* "Hold on a second my brother just dropped his pot."
[[ He he. My mom did this except she e-mailed a friend saying that she'd give her back her pot soon... like a flower pot. ]] | |
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Velox
Posts : 1305 Join date : 2009-06-13 Age : 31 Location : I AM STILL HERE! CAN ANYONE READ ME?
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:39 pm | |
| 28. Geewillikers, that's keen! | |
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EmilCrane
Posts : 45 Join date : 2009-08-15 Age : 32 Location : Everywhere and Nowhere
| Subject: Re: Conversation killers... Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:37 am | |
| 30. For future reference don't call me when I'm watchng porn. | |
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