I ban you because.....

I ban you because I only understood the words 'I ban you' in your last post.

I ban the whole bloody forum for not knowing their history and culture... -_-

I ban you because I know both Che, and guy from 300! Che is a great symbol of revolution, and a great provider of Gap income with his shirts. Guy from 300 lead Sparta against the Persians, and yelled the phrase "THIS IS SPARTA!"

I bab ban you because I have astonishingly not seen the movie 300 even though I have it on DVD...

I ban thee because Fallout Three is the best video game ever made! Hail Fallout 3!

I ban you because because I think Half Life 2 and Assassins Creed are better!

I ban you because the greatest game on earth.

I ban you because not only did I lose the game, that post made the kind of sense it did not.

I ban you because I totally agree and you made me lose da freakin game!!!! >:-(

I ban you because if you are talking about the game that I think you're talking about, then I'm losing said game several times in a row right now.

I ban you because I'm just now starting to watch Star Trek: Voyager and it's really good. My second favorite series so far.

I ban you because zukoismybf would be glad to hear that, and I'm too busy to start watching it. -__-

I ban thee because I finished watching the Best Student Council anime, and it was great! A real good watch, very funny. Perhaps better than Ouran High School Host Club, dare I say. I recommend it. I also ban you because I'm sad now that I've finished it.

I ban you because ye not guilty, I gotta work on an essay along with other stuff this week, and because you didn't tell me what this 'so great' anime was called...?

I ban you because you apparently overlooked the name of said anime, which is in the first sentence. Best Student Council, it is called. I also ban you because I'm taking German this year, and I can't make heads or tails of that strange language.

I ban you because I didn't literally take the name of the anime as the actual name of the anime. D

I ban you because of that D at the end of your post. We do not tolerate such randomly placed letters.

I ban you for racism! Letters placed at J random are worth just as H much as letters in a specific order. T

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d ban ypi fpr stoclom (I ban you because of really weird typo results. D)

I ban you because at first I thought you were actually trying to type something.

I ban you because of bombs these days....i mean come'on...

I ban you because there's always the future of them getting more destructive, or them getting destroyed.

I ban you because of fanservice.

I ban you because I have to ban you before anyone else does, and because I have some character sheets to work on.

I ban you because I am more powerful than ANY MOD!!!

(Just jokes)