I ban you because.....

I ban you because you're just jealous that I'm married.

I ban you because I actually can if I feel like it.

I ban you for making me laugh so hard!! roflmao!!

I ban you because the voice in my head said so.

I ban you because you just stole my post.

I ban you because not only are you crazy enough to think that you can marry a fictional character, but you are crazy enough to believe that you actually have married one.

I ban you because that was confusing.

I ban you because the Fire Lord got beat in the finale.

I ban you because the Joker commands me to!

I ban you because currently the Joker is on vacation in hawaii and would not be giving orders.

I ban you because I found the cure for stupidity.

I ban you because you have not yet joined the cult of cartman and because My philosophy does not lie.

I ban you because the voices in my head beat the crap out of manysidestome's and are now the ones giving the orders.

I ban you because you have stepped into the realms of the werewolves without proper clearance.

I ban you for being you.

I ban you for the improper use of the bodiless heads.

I ban you because I'm crazy.

I ban you because you replied too fast and I couldn't ban Casey.

I ban you because you were unable to ban Casey.

I ban you because you obviously wanted him to ban me.

I ban you because I want. JA!

I ban you because the Wolf in my head told me to.

I ban you because the voices in my head are speaking spanish and it annoys me.

I ban you because the voices in my head rose from the grave and took over the pentagon. We now have nuclear holocaust on our hands... so you're banned!

I ban you because your signature has an obvious outcome. Of course Pikachu will win!