Worst ways to wake up in the morning.

Write funny and bad ways to wake up in the orning whether they actually happened or not. Try to keep them not too innapropriate.



I'll start with what happened to me this morning:
The worst way to wake up in the morning, is staying at a condo at the beach, and being woken up by a fire alarm, having to take the stairs all the way down to the parking garage, be told it was a false alarm, have to go back up the stairs, and wait outside the room for your dad who has the key. -_-

^Ouch... I'd be pretty angry.

One of the worst ways I wake up is when my dog starts barking because she saw something out the window downstairs. Her barking is so annoying, and it always wakes me up, no matter how early it is.

Falling out of bed is never good, especially when you also hit your head on the nightstand.

^ I did that when I was four...I cried until my dad came to soothe me. ^,^

Every morning during the school year is bad for me. Just being woken up at five in the morning is hard, and then I sleep all four periods of the morning.

I just found out that I might have sleep apnea, though...>,< I need to get a sleep study.

Anyways, onto the real bad thing. And yes, as long as it's in the first three periods of the day, it's still the morning.

Being woken up by your teacher smacking your desk loudly...>,< XP Happens to me a lot.

one of the worst ways to wake up is to Azula cackling maniacly and lighting the room with lightning.

^I might throw whatever I could reach at her. xD

Worst way to wake up...I hadn't gotten hardly any sleep lately, and my little sister had gotten a Parakeet. I woke up at 3 in the morning because it wouldn't stop squawking like mad. Had to go in her room, and rattle it's cage before it would finally shut up. I do not hate birds, but I dislike them with a great intensity. xD

Next worst way, I've never sleptwalk before. But one morning I found myself awake in my closet. Apparently I had walked over to the closet, climbed on top of my dresser, and fallen asleep on top of it. I woke up because I fell off...

^O,o...XDDDDD Sorry, the second way was just hilarious....the first? Kinda cruel, but I understand the sentiment. I couldn't stay asleep much when I had my guinea pig. It ran around it's cage a lot, making squeaking noises. I miss Cocoapuff....TT,TT

Worst way to wake up? Q popping into your room and starting to sing opera. Trekkie's worst nightmare right there....

Rod coming into your to ask you for relationship advice. I feel bad for christmas eve.

((Avenue Q ftw))

((^Totally. I didn't get to see it when it came to the DC area, though...>,< And the Poke' Quiz is taking over this forum's signatures!! Mine is oh, so true, though, except the solitary part. I can't live without people....yours seems like me, too, ZCF....^,^ Ralts is a cool Pokemon, though. They're hard to beat in battles...))

Well, I was woken up by my bro's cat yowling loudly at my cat...she could growl like she usually does, but instead, she makes this really annoying yowl like, "Mrowowowowowowolowlow" over and over....>,<

(Yeah I saw it on mstm's sig and was like "I should take it!" I got to say that mine is true. I can be a very negative person and I do talk to people if they start conversations.)

You know what I hate? When my mom decides to come into my room and keep on saying get up! I mean even when I'm clearly awake she comes in to wake me up. Very annoying.

When my sister slams the door opens and starts yelling " GET UP!!! NOW!!!".
I get up scared man! I think the house might be burning or someone just died! I have even fallen from the bed because of the sudden movement that I tend to make when I wake up scared.

And the other one, waking up sweaty. Some nightmares make you sweat, that's true. The worst feeling is when you wake up all stinky and slimy and salty. T.T

^Never done the wake-up-sweaty thing.
^^My mom says it every five seconds, even when I'm awake.

Q popping into your room and pouring a bucket of absolute zero degree water on you(Yes, physics-wise, that is not possible for numerous reasons, but Q can do anything he wants, even defying the laws of physics).

I think one of the worst ways to wake up would be waking up to some monster/alien/demon/ creepy cannibal person/*insert something else of your choice like a mutant or something*/ thing eating You alive.

...Finding yourself in the bathtub,that is half-full (dangerous!) with clothes still on. Worst of all, because your alarm clock was in your room, you are late for work and get a verbal beating from the boss.

Whenever you wake up after having only a few seconds of sleep after staying up for days.

On fire. That is the single worst way to wake up. To wake up on fire.

{^I don't know, I like my earlier one better...but yes, fire would be bad...}

Maybe to the sound of some crazy guy with an axe, who then kills you once you wake up...?

In an upsidedown position, with you head on the ground, the blanket covering only you torso, and with morning wood as your grandma comes in to wake you.

{What's morning wood...?}

Ever heard the phrase, "I love the smell of sulfuric acid in the morning?" If you haven't, then there's a good reason why.

This hasn't happened to me but I think one of the worst ways to wake up in the morning, if you're a teenager, is to wake up hearing your parents doing certain....things. Oh, and of course waking up on the first day back to school. I'm going to have to do that very soon...

((I think I have a good idea what he means, but I won't say it unless I'm sure.))

Waking up chained on an altar with a rat on top of you, and when you shake it off there's an ancient dead corpse that's soul is about to enter the corpse and you're gonna be sacrificed so it can be resurrected. (All~ a refrence to The Mummy.)

When on the night of the first day back to school you wake up to see your dog on top of you. You smiled and try to get him off of you. He doesn't. We walks up on your pillow and starts peeing on your arm! -.-" This happened about two years ago. My dog was about 1 or 2.

You could wake up to a very old naked person...not the sexy kind of old person either.

Wake up in a dumpster.

^Wake up in a landfill.