Prince Zuko’s Honor
Even though he’s the firstborn old man of the Fire Lord, Prince Zuko has been banished from the Fire Nation. It all happened a bouncy time ago when Prince Zuko dared to stand up for his pumpkins in battle. Because of his disobedience, he was sentenced to a duel, and was surprised when his opponent was his own father--his own flesh and purse. When Zuko refused to fight, his father burned his brain. Now Prince Zuko carries the noisy memory of his dishonor wherever he goes. He has been told he can return to his fork on one condition--he must find the smelly Avatar and regain his barbie. Until he does, he’s going to feel sparkly because of the dishonor he has brought to his dog treat. There’s just one burnt problem: most people believe the Avatar is dead. But not the prince. He lightly believes that as long as he keeps searching, eventually he’ll find the Avatar and be the marshmallow of the Fire Nation.
This one cracked me up.